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Excel Saga -According to the subbed version-
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Possibly one of THE funniest anime. Really.
Excel saga takes place... somewhere in japan. F City, F prefecture. ANYWAYS, it is very funny. and crazy.... and you'll
see.
Table of stuff:
Characters
Koshi Rikudo's vows (coming)
Top 50 memorable moments (coming soon!)
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Excel (last name unknown)
Age: Unknown
Sex: female
Occupation: Employee for ACROSS, various part time jobs
Pets: menchi
Weapons of choice: Big sword, Turning people into Broccoli type
characters.
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Excel would be our 'main' character if we could have one. She works for ACROSS, a company working on world domination.
She's very loud, talks too fast, is dropped thru a hole repeatadly, has had many part time jobs, hungry almost all the time,
and fights for what she thinks is right (or what Ilpallazzo says). On the ouside she sounds and acts pretty stupid. Inside,
she sort of is. Occasionally she is struck by a moment of intelligence, making fans constantly wonder.
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Hyatt Alias: Ha-chan
Age: Unknown
Hair: Blue/Purple
Remarkable traits:Dying constantly, possibly might have TB
Occupation: Employee for ACROSS and several part time jobs
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Hyatt was introduced to the story when she was sleeping in a coffin
like thingy on the puchuus ship in outerspace. After their ship went down she drifted to the headquarters of ACROSS. She is
Ilpalazzo's favorite though she doesnt accomplish much on the account of her crippling disease which causes her to cough blood,
ect. She is extremely naive and optimistic. It is believed that she has TB, but we are not sure. She dies and is alive later
(repeadatly) much to the shock of the morgue officers.
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Ilpalazzo
Occupation: Head of ACROSS, aspiring 'lectric guiarist
Anual Salary: unknown
Criminal record: trying to take over the world and the ordered assasination
of Rikudo Koshi
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Ilpalazzo is the head of ACROSS the idealogical orginization bent on
removing the corrupteness of the world and take it over. They have their sights set slightly lower however, one particular
city in japan, F prefecture.Besides that, the most he does really is sit on his chair and give orders... and pull the cord
thingy to drop excel thru the hole in the floor.
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The great will of the universe
Age:-unknown-
Powers- bring people back from the dead ('resetting')
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The grand will of the universe is portrayed as a circle cutout of the cosmos with arms with red nail
polish on the sides. She is female, smokes, and has the power to bring people back from the dead. Actually, what she does
is 'resetting the story or incident' which is equally confusing.
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Puchuus-
Race: Alien
Color: varries
Mission: conquer earth
Motto: PUCHU!
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The puchus are called that because that's the noise they make when making the human mind obsolete with cuteness. One
you hit them though, they become quiet ugly and bleed purple. A certain sect of them are trying to conquer earth and they
were the ones that had captured hyatt.
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Nabeshin
Hair: afro
age: unknown
Occupation: unknown
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Nabeshin is..... the director of Excel saga. Manifested into the anime. He has an afro, appears at random intervals,
isn't really connected very well with the story. Then again, nothing in excel saga is connected properly. He's rather mysterious,
there isn't much to know about him, and.... he loves his afro. He looks nuff like Lupin III to be a copyright infringment,
and his name is derived from the director.
Watanabe Shinichi!
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Civil servants: the saftey protection department
Image not here yet
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Member one: Matsuya, high strung, in love with hyatt, became a civil servant after lying to her that he is one.
Member two: Iwata, easy going, girl chaser, you know the rest. followed Matsuya to become a civil servant.
Member three: misaki, haughty, serious, and beautiful, she's prolly the only one who acts a little bit normal.
very serious.
Member four: silent guy. roomate of Matsuya and Iwata, speaks in subtitles that supposedly are accented.
Member five and six: ropponmatsu one and two! One is the older version, more mature, was killed and rebuilt later. Ropponmatsu
2 is a younger more hyper version, with bits of pink hair and an annoying voice. Iwata hates her for replacing Ropponmatsu
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Episode one: "I Rikudo Koshi, in the event that excel saga is animated,
that I have given the staff full authority over its contents, ect., that I will not complain, protest, condemn,
or file charges.
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Episode Two: *cosmos image w/ blatant star wars ripoff* A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, there were 2
dominating powers continuously fighting a fierce war with eachother...I don't know if it is really true or not and honestly
I dont really care. Anyway, I rikudo koshi give permission to make excel saga an animated sci-fi movie.
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50 MEMORABLE MOMENTS FROM EXCEL SAGA
50: Episode 1, Its graduation day at a random high school and Excel
is tripping happily down the road shouting "across!". As soon as she gets to the edge of the road, she is hit by a bus. What
a start to this anime.
49: Episode one, Excel's good and bad concience are duking it out about killing koshi
rikudo *the artist*. Suddenly, good excel shoots bad excel "the bullet of justice always prevails!". GE is soon arrested though.
48: Episode two, Excel is preparing to cook Menchi... and wakes up from her
daze just in time before she actually -does- cook her. Behold the power of Excel's appetite.
Don't copy any of the stuff here even though it isn't really worth
copying. But don't do it anyway. FLCL copyright of gainax, excel saga copyright of rikudo koshi
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